Thursday, February 26, 2015

Fifty* Shades of Blue Sky


Occupy Movement: Occupy Blue Sky.

Democrats: Tax the blue sky.

NeoCons: The sky is the limit and for sale to the highest corporate donor.

Libertarians: The sky is blue but if you want to say it's green, that's OK as long as I don't have to believe that shit.

Environmentalists: The blue sky is falling.

Cops: The blue sky is for Blue Privilege - Lets beat up some protesters.

Territorial surfer dude: That's my blue sky. Go home kooks!

Code Pink: Blue sky is sexist!

Tripper: Wow, that's the bluest sky I've ever seen.

Conspiracy theorists: Chemtrails are poisoning the blue sky.

Big pharma: The sky is blue... better vaccinate.

Al Sharpton: Blue sky? That's racist!

Obama: Operation Blue Sky - Lets drone-bomb some Pakistani wedding parties and remind them who's boss.

Hendrix: S`cuze me while I kiss the (blue) sky.

Pink Floyd: Obscured by clouds - goodbye blue sky.

* Fifteen actually - inspired by Denney Joints.

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