Sunday, April 5, 2015

SHADOWLAND in 3D - Another Evening with the Residents at the Rio

Part Three of the Randy, Chuck and Bob Trilogy
 This is not a 3D photo

OK, I've seen the Residents perform probably more than most people should. And I've been fortunate to see the Residents perform at the Rio Theatre in Santa Cruz, CA more than every other venue combined. That was easy to do when I lived in Santa Cruz, only a couple of blocks from the Rio, but now I live behind the Zion Curtain - a long thirteen-hour drive away.
3d photo of the Rio Theatre doors.

3D photo of a Hello Dolly record that Skinny found in the hall.

I go back home to Santa Cruz as frequently as possible and had been waiting for the Residents to announce US tour dates so that I could plan around that. One day, I learned through the grapevine that the Residents would be playing the Rio on March 12, giving me about three weeks to get time off, make travel arrangements and secure lodging. That's usually easy for me to do, but this time there were numerous obstacles to overcome... however, I made it.
I was pretty stoked when my tickets showed up in the mail. It was much easier when I could drop into Logos or Streetlight and buy tickets, but it was awesome that there was an on-line option. 

The long drive across Nevada was agonizing as usual. By the time I got to Auburn, I began to remember what it felt like to be alive again. My skin immediately responded to the wonderful moist air. So nice to be able to breathe. I sometimes feel somewhat suffocated out in the arid Deseret Territory. 

Revitalized! The wild mouse ride* from Los Gatos to Santa Cruz kept me awake and B4** I knew it, I was on Highway one, heading to my daughter's house in Pleasure Point where she and my son were waiting for me. All of us attended the show at the Rio the following night. My kids both grew up listening to the Residents and this was my 22 year old daughter's first Residents performance. Shadowland was my 25 year old son's sixth Residents show. He's been attending Residents performances with me since he was ten years old. Lucky lad!
Rio doors

There would be only two shows on this tour and when it was announced that Shadowland would be Charles Bobuck's final tour with the Residents, I was happy that I could attend to say adios to Chuck and wish him well. 
3d photo of the Rio Theatre ticket booth.

There were lots of familiar faces in attendance. Old Santa Cruz friends and folks I've met while waiting in line at other Residents shows. Residents people is good people.
3d photo of the Rio Theatre doors. 

The show opened with a 20 minute video that cataloged a short history of of the superintendents of the subterranean. Then after a short period of prelude music, (selections from Charles Bobuck's the Highway), the lights dimmed, and one by one, the Residents took the stage.
3D photo of projection orb. 

The first song of the evening was Rabbit Habit, from the Bunny Boy album. The singer was wearing a horned skull mask, white gloves, and a long-tail white jacket over a tight body suit made to look like muscles, veins and cartilage. He also sported a fancy golden codpiece.
Photo courtesy of Rich O`Rielly  

 Photo courtesy of Don Fickles

At the conclusion of Rabbit Habit, the singer ripped his mask off and revealed his face. "Surprise! It's me, Randy, singer for the Residents," he announced. We were all SO surprised.
Photo Courtesy of Don Fickles. 

Randy introduced Chuck as "my former friend, the despicable Carlos." I suppose it was a jibe in reference to Chuck's announcement that he was retiring from touring. Throughout the Randy, Chuck and Bob Trilogy, Randy has consistently bad-mouthed Carlos, the Residents former drummer, because he retired from the band. Get over it, Randy!
 Photo courtesy of Rich O`Rielly

 Photo courtesy of Rich O`Rielly

Dressed in white jackets, the residents delivered an up-beat Vegas style show. Bob, who is often found sitting, Fripp style, at Residents performances, stood tall to assume rock star position for this tour. I really enjoyed watching his tall lanky frame squeeze out every last squeak and scratch from his guitar. Incredible.
Photo courtesy of Rich O`Rielly

Photo Courtesy of Don Fickles. 

Shadowland is Part 3 of the Randy Chuck and Bob Trilogy and is all about birth and rebirth. The previous two shows on the Trilogy tours were about death and love, respectively. Therefore, the Randy Chuck and Bob Trilogy is "life in reverse" according to Randy. "What a concept" 

Shadowed Shadowlanders in 3D- life in reverse


3D photo of projection orb. 

Nifty images were projected onto a 5' diameter inflated orb as the power trio played their thematic musical selections of familiar tunes. Every few minutes, the lights would dim, and the Residents would stand at attention as short Shadow Stories were projected onto the orb.  

The Libertine - photo courtesy of Don Fickles

The Diver - Photo Courtesy of Don Fickles

Photo courtesy of Don Fickles

There were six Shadow Stories in all. The short monologues by the Butcher, the Libertine, the Garbage Man, the Diver, the Model's Mother, and the Engineer were humorous and a bit dark. Whenever I see a Residents performance, I'm reminded how dark they can be and I ask myself, "Do I really like this?"

The Residents chose Mourning Glories, one of my long time favorite songs, as an encore. The song originally appeared on the Not Available album which was my very first Residents record that I purchased at Cosmic Aeroplane way back in 1979.

As usual, there was some fancy schwag available for purchase. There were only 75-80 copies of a special edition Shadow Stories CD that were exclusively available at this show as part of the Shadowland CD debut. 
Limited edition Shadow Stories compact disc on fancy transparent wrapping shroud.

The limited edition Shadowland/Shadow Stories CD set came wrapped in a fancy transparent cellophane shroud that was easy and fun to unwrap & re-wrap. The Shadow Stories CD is made to look like a tiny record - black with grooves.
Shadowland/Shadow Stories CD's on shroud and backside of  Theory of Obscurity T-shirt.

From Santa Cruz, the Residents were off to premier their new documentary film, Theory of Obscurity at the SXSW Music Festival in Austin, TX. The Residents will also perform at SXSW which will be the final show on this tour. 
Photo courtesy of Rich O`Rielly

I'm interested to see the Residents' next incarnation. Will there be a Randy and Bob duo? Will the Residents break up? Will Chuck be uploaded onto the Residents' main-frame and become an electronique participant at future tours? Unanswered questions. 

Special thanks to Rich O'Rielly and Don Fickles for allowing me to use their photos.

* Highway 17 

** Santa Cruz lingo 

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Old maps at Stanford prove that California was an Island less than two centuries ago

The Stanford University Library has in its possession hundreds of maps that depict California as an island. The dates of the maps range from 1622 to the mid 1800's and came from China, Japan, Italy and etc. The maps in Stanford's Glen McLaughlin Collection depict California as an island, and provide some other surprising details, like knowledge of the Great Salt Lake and the Door County Peninsula on Lake Michigan. With so much detail, what's the deal with California Island?
Image from the Glen McLaughlin Map Collection courtesy Stanford University Libraries.

The fact that the western half of California was an island during the early colonization period is one of the best kept secrets in American history. The physical annexation of the great island involved a decades long, secret government program, that resulted in California being grafted to the mainland of the United States. 
Image from the Glen McLaughlin Map Collection courtesy Stanford University Libraries.

From 1846-1848 President Polk lead the US to a sweeping victory over Mexico that culminated in America's 3rd largest land acquisition in history. That acquisition included the strategically located California Island, which was still completely separated from the mainland. President Polk appointed Colonel Zachery Taylor to head up a feasibly study on how best to secure California, the economic and strategic jewel of the spoils of the Mexican War.
Image from the Glen McLaughlin Map Collection courtesy Stanford University Libraries.

Colonel Zachary Taylor had first hand knowledge of California's economic and strategic significance having participated militarily at the Battles of Palo Alto and Monterey. When he became president of the United States in 1849, Taylor initiated Operation Skip-stone, an extensive clandestine covert operation that made the containment of California a national priority. Skip-stone expanded the Polk plan to connect the great island to the mainland. California could not be allowed to fall into the wrong hands or become a nation unto itself. 
Image from the Glen McLaughlin Map Collection courtesy Stanford University Libraries. 

Skip-stone propagandists leveraged rumors of gold in California to lure laborers westward. Most of the treasure seekers were detained and forced to move mountains to the sea. Hundreds of labor camps located between Mexicali and Merced housed hundreds of thousands of detainees, most of whom never saw freedom again. 

Image from the Glen McLaughlin Map Collection courtesy Stanford University Libraries.

In addition to the need to satisfy an ever-increasing number of laborers for Skip-stone, new technology was also needed. Meantime, so was cooperation from the Mormons and subjugation of the Native Americans. In 1854, President Pierce sent Colonel Steptoe to Utah Territory to secure assistance from territory governor and Mormon prophet, Brigham Young. Governor Young agreed to help in "controlling" the Native Americans, and to cooperate with plans for American westward expansion.
Image from the Glen McLaughlin Map Collection courtesy Stanford University Libraries.

The Mormon cooperation secured the Skip-stone agenda in the territory and the realization of a transcontinental railroad system in 1869 provided a steady flow of materials and laborers from the east. Steam engines and railroads revolutionized the operations of Skip-stone, resulting in project completion decades ahead of projections. 

Image from the Glen McLaughlin Map Collection courtesy Stanford University Libraries.

Skip-stone leveraged the divisive Civil War to distract and divert attention away from the mighty earthworks program going on in California. It also provided a means of accounting for and disposing of bodies of detainees who had died in California labor camps. Their numbers were added to the official war toll.

By the summer of 1879, after more than three decades of indefatigable planning and labor, California was no longer an island. 
Image from the Glen McLaughlin Map Collection courtesy Stanford University Libraries.

The creation of a vast artificial California land mass was an incredible undertaking that resulted in the deaths of uncounted thousands, maybe millions of detainees who were, for the most part, just looking for a better life out west, in California. 

To some, the immensity of Project Skip-stone has been declared as a human impossibility. Some have even suggested that extra terrestrial assistance was necessary to accomplish such amazing effort in such a short time. Regardless, California Uber Alles! 



Special thanks to Stanford University Library for permission to use images from the Glen McLaughlin Map Collection 

Stanford link 

april fools :-)

Thursday, March 12, 2015

Thursday, February 26, 2015

Fifty* Shades of Blue Sky


Occupy Movement: Occupy Blue Sky.

Democrats: Tax the blue sky.

NeoCons: The sky is the limit and for sale to the highest corporate donor.

Libertarians: The sky is blue but if you want to say it's green, that's OK as long as I don't have to believe that shit.

Environmentalists: The blue sky is falling.

Cops: The blue sky is for Blue Privilege - Lets beat up some protesters.

Territorial surfer dude: That's my blue sky. Go home kooks!

Code Pink: Blue sky is sexist!

Tripper: Wow, that's the bluest sky I've ever seen.

Conspiracy theorists: Chemtrails are poisoning the blue sky.

Big pharma: The sky is blue... better vaccinate.

Al Sharpton: Blue sky? That's racist!

Obama: Operation Blue Sky - Lets drone-bomb some Pakistani wedding parties and remind them who's boss.

Hendrix: S`cuze me while I kiss the (blue) sky.

Pink Floyd: Obscured by clouds - goodbye blue sky.

* Fifteen actually - inspired by Denney Joints.