Techy iPhone 3G Doesn't Have Etch A Sketch Capabilities

Yesterday, Latter-day Apple-scruff techies lined up to become among the first to own the new iPhone 3G.

I was passing through Los Gatos, California, when I happened upon hundreds of them lined up in front of the Apple store there. The long line of spendy-eyed, economy stimulating shoppers continued all the way down the street, and around the corner. Los Gatos, Spanish for, the cats, is a very clean town with very clean and well manicured locals. The cats who lined up for the newest nip appeared well groomed too. Obviously, they had invested a considerable amount of time selecting their respective wardrobes, and getting their hair just right . Purr-fecto!

We rolled by, capturing the spectacle on video, whilst listening to music of the Vox Jaguars playing, Song For The Girl, featuring the timely lyrics,

"You want what you can't have, and I got what I need"

The new iPhone 3G is touted to be twice as fast, at half the price, with Internet and GPS capabilities, but until Apple adds an etch a sketch feature, I won't be getting one any time soon.