Proclamation of the Hot Dog
A hot dog is the union of a wiener* and a bun.
A wiener without the bun, is just a wiener.
Likewise, a bun by itself is only so much bread.
Two wieners do not constitute a hot dog, any more than two buns do.
The Tail Tale Bark
How many legs does a dog have?
Four.
If you call his tail a leg, then how many legs does he have?
He still has four legs. Just because you call it a leg, doesn't mean that it is. Its still a tail.**
* "If I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener, everyone would be in love with me."
**Borrowed from Honest Abe Lincoln
A hot dog is the union of a wiener* and a bun.
A wiener without the bun, is just a wiener.
Likewise, a bun by itself is only so much bread.
Two wieners do not constitute a hot dog, any more than two buns do.
The Tail Tale Bark
How many legs does a dog have?
Four.
If you call his tail a leg, then how many legs does he have?
He still has four legs. Just because you call it a leg, doesn't mean that it is. Its still a tail.**
* "If I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener, everyone would be in love with me."
**Borrowed from Honest Abe Lincoln
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